Wednesday, April 14, 2010

You did it!

After year upon grueling year of dedication and exhaustive training, you've finally made it! You've laughed in the face of adversity; you've made little work of the obstacles in your path. Your struggle and sacrifice have payed off now that you're standing atop a world class thoroughbred, jockey whip in hand, waiting anxiously for the starting gate to swing wide as the most important minute-and-a-half of your life lay before you...

Oh, you've never been a jockey in the Kentucky Derby? Seriously, why'd you let us go on and on with all that Eye of the Tiger crap? You could have said something. Oh, well. You're still a champion in our eyes. Here's a T-shirt!

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